{"id":95,"date":"2008-02-22T00:34:38","date_gmt":"2008-02-22T07:34:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.talesfromthe.net\/jon\/?p=95"},"modified":"2008-02-22T00:34:38","modified_gmt":"2008-02-22T07:34:38","slug":"dept-of-homeland-security-has-anybody-seen-a-blue-folder","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/2024.thenexus.today\/index.php\/2008\/02\/22\/dept-of-homeland-security-has-anybody-seen-a-blue-folder\/","title":{"rendered":"Dept. Of Homeland Security: &#8216;Has Anybody Seen A Blue Folder?&#8217;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/content\/files\/images\/Dept-Of-R.article.jpg\" align=\"left\" height=\"299\" hspace=\"5\" width=\"181\" \/><\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<blockquote><\/blockquote>\n<p class=\"embed_teaser\">WASHINGTON\u00e2\u20ac\u201dIn an emergency press conference held this morning, Department of Homeland Security Secretary Michael Chertoff urged the American public to be on the lookout for a folder that was misplaced sometime in the last 24 hours, most likely in the DHS offices, but also possibly anywhere else&#8230;.<\/p>\n<blockquote><\/blockquote>\n<p class=\"embed_teaser\">&#8220;I can assure everyone that the assistant secretary could have sworn she had it when she went through the metal detector,&#8221; said DHS Secretary Chertoff.<\/p>\n<blockquote><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><\/blockquote>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/content\/news\/dept_of_homeland_security_has\"> The Onion has more<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>WASHINGTON\u00e2\u20ac\u201dIn an emergency press conference held this morning, Department of Homeland Security Secretary Michael Chertoff urged the American public to be on the lookout for a folder that was misplaced sometime in the last 24 hours, most likely in the DHS offices, but also possibly anywhere else&#8230;. &#8220;I can assure everyone that the assistant secretary [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-95","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/2024.thenexus.today\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/95","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/2024.thenexus.today\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/2024.thenexus.today\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/2024.thenexus.today\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/2024.thenexus.today\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=95"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/2024.thenexus.today\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/95\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/2024.thenexus.today\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=95"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/2024.thenexus.today\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=95"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/2024.thenexus.today\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=95"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}